barbie vs. the emo kid

BARBIE: i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!!!
not i meen how can it be a barbie world with those emo kids out there!!!
come on how can black be better than pink?
EMO KID: i hate barbies...
EMO KID: i like black
EMO KID: kens a bitch
EMO KID: i like black
BARBIE: Like omg! how can u like black its not even a color!
and dont u go diss'n my keny-bear or your going to get a pounding
EMO KID: o no barbie's coming for me wat shal i do?
EMO KID: o idk
EMO KID: o look a can of black paint!
BARBIE: o no!!!!
BARBIE: come on your going to ruin my manicure!
BARBIE: Paris!!! Paris HELP i need your cha-wa-wa!!!

Caution (this is a true story) : Its your average spin the bottle party..... everyone thought it would be a good idea to go to a niebor's pool.........well we didn't have bathing suits so after a while me and my 2 friends got tierd of swiming in our cloths so we took our tops off....come on its the normal slutty thing to do!!!
(dont worry we had our bras on and shorts)
We got back to school and one of the guys had told EVERYONE that we had taken our tops off. He had also told everyone that my friend had made out with him in a closet..... She was so pissed she got a guy to hold him still while she slapped him and told him to... well it my be a little to vilant for this blog ...
but he stopped telling people : )

Paris Hilton: Hi everyone...... I know I'm hot...
Barbie: Well I know your boobs are more plastic than mine!
Paris Hilton: OMG thatz soooo hot! u have plastic boobs too!
Barbie: Ya like tottaly!
Paris Hilton: O and you are made in china!!!
Barbie: Actually I was made in your daddy's hotel room
Paris Hilton: So wat i was made in the hotel's hot tub!
Barbie: like omg that's so fetch!
Paris Hilton: O how cute u say fetch well your fetch, I'm HOT!
Barbie: If I get too hott I melt!!! DUHHH!!! I'm sexy. God
Paris Hilton: Dont make me get my cha-wa-wa to bight your head off again!!!