Paris Hilton: Hi everyone...... I know I'm hot...
Barbie: Well I know your boobs are more plastic than mine!
Paris Hilton: OMG thatz soooo hot! u have plastic boobs too!
Barbie: Ya like tottaly!
Paris Hilton: O and you are made in china!!!
Barbie: Actually I was made in your daddy's hotel room
Paris Hilton: So wat i was made in the hotel's hot tub!
Barbie: like omg that's so fetch!
Paris Hilton: O how cute u say fetch well your fetch, I'm HOT!
Barbie: If I get too hott I melt!!! DUHHH!!! I'm sexy. God
Paris Hilton: Dont make me get my cha-wa-wa to bight your head off again!!!